Hello there! I just finished pooping and had the zoomies. Now, before I take my beauty nap, here’s a poem I wrote just for my fellow hoomans.
So, cue up Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz and let’s go!!
Think you’ll wake up fully rested?
Think you’ll be like Snow White? Think again.
It’s time I get my engine purring,
Rev up my butt wiggles, now you’re thinking, oh no, when?
3 AM is the answer!
No, 5 AM! I’ll keep you guessing.
Sometimes at 9 PM,
Your mind, I’ll keep on messing.
When you think I’m calm, I’ll go take a shit,
And guess what? It’s go time!
I’ll tear through the rooms and cabinets,
Like it’s a crime.
Mornings or dead of the night,
When you’re minding your business or tucked in,
Claws in the hardwood at 30 MPH,
Wake up hooman, it’s Tokyo Drift time, and I will win.
Weekly Fun Fact
Ahhh, the zoomies. Did you know some call it the witching hour or the nighttime crazies but zoomies has a better ring to it, don’t cha think?
So, why do we get the zoomies? Many reasons; let me list them for you:
Just because
You want flowers just because, so how about the zoomies?
Pent-up energy
We sleep most of the day, where do think that energy is going??
After a shit
You know that feeling when you really gotta poop, and it feels good when you finally get to go? Yes, we also get that feeling but it gets to our heads so we have to run it off.
And there you have it. Next time, join in with us, and we can all have the zoomies together.
Have to chase all of the ghosts while the hooman is asleep. No need for expiation.
She’s got such long legs. Look at them go.
Mr B likes to zoomie to the top of my wardrobe.