Meow meow! It’s Nezuko, with your weekly dose of cuteness, poetry, cat facts and bashing of hoomans.
I love cosplaying. I have many pawstumes to share with you, along with a poem.
Enjoy!
In a sunlit room, I purr and sew,
My costumes make me feel like a queen.
I have a Demon Slayer kimono,
It makes me feel nice and mean.
A witchy cape from mommy’s drawer,
I will come and eat your kids.
I do have a lion’s mane,
But it’s so mid.
Mommy loves to cosplay too,
She stitches armour together with grace.
And here I am,
Creating with leftover lace.
A magic bullet is now my helmet,
I am now an astronaut.
That paper bag you think is garbage,
Now turns me into a robot.
Those bed sheets you have, I’m now a ghost,
My imagination knows no bounds.
Cosplay queens, my mom and me,
Playing dress up all around.
Here’s some eye bleach!
Me all dressed up like my name!
Here I am as a witch. I am quite fond of this cape and wear it around often, for I am as witchy as my mummy! Thanks, grandmeow for making this for me!
I love sticking my head into things. Sometimes, I just want to be an astronaut who can travel faster than snot.
But here's my all-time favourite...the paper bag!! I'm the Paper Bag Bandit! You will always catch me randomly putting on the paper bag by myself and walking around with it. I like to think of it as training. I am so familiar with my surroundings that I can navigate without needing to see. I came up with this one all by myself! No help from my hoomans, and I'm so proud of it.
Weekly Fun Fact
Unlike hoomans, we love being naked. Sure, some of us tolerate the cute costumes here and there. But most of us just love showing it off to the world. But we also look good, whereas for some of you… please put some clothes on 🤣.
So why do some of us hate clothes?
It doesn’t restrict our movements and senses. It makes us feel like we’ve caught by a predator.