I am not your average house cat. I am masterful. I write haikus about the random shit I do. So welcome to my “Haiku Hour!”. No, it’s not going to be every hour. What’s an hour anyway when you sleep 75% of your life away?
So here’s my first haiku on this thing called Substack! This is what I do most of the day, I nap on my mummy’s lap. It’s a good way to charge up to be a bad kitty for when Daddy comes home.
Nap time is precious,
I charge up my battery,
To destroy the house!