Greetings fellow meowtals. Another week means moar haikus!!! From yours truly.
Again, I have taken over Mummy’s laptop and writing to you from her lap.
Anyways, here’s week two of my meowsletter. Life can be scary, so I’m here with my haikus for you to take your mind off of. Or maybe that’s just me distracting you, so I can take over the world while you’re too busy reading these 😈.
On another note, you may think all I’m good for is writing haikus. Think again! I have many stories and lists that I want to share with you in the near future!
Back to haikus, you know the drill, click on each one if you want my ramblings and see moar cute pics of me 😼. Enjoy!
Warm Lights
Lights are beautiful
I see why it attracts bugs
I have now killed them
Cat Math
What's yours is now mine
I own you and everything
You only live here
Monster Under Your Bed
I will catch your feet
I make caves and hide in them
Walk past if you dare
Weekly fun fact:
For those of you lucky enough to have a cat run your household, just remember that you’re basically living with a tiger. We share 95% of tiger DNA. Think about that next time you forget to feed us.
Well, it’s nap time!!! See you all next week! 🐈🧡
Beautiful cat you have too! Majestic and he knows it!
Cat Math is the perfect cat analogy!