MEEOOOOWWWW!!!! The week goes by fast and I nearly forgot to write my piece! Time flies when you spend all your time sleeping and the rest of it having zoomies and spying on the neighbours.
From my throne, my window, anywhere high up,
You’ll see me.
The queen of the village,
Your life? No longer a mystery.
New cat on the street? I know his name,
Black kitty that sits alone, shame on his hooman.
That raging neighbour?
He’s had too much bourbon.
The damn noisy dogs that get too excited,
Ugh, I need to shut them up.
He thinks he’s the king here,
Nope, just a dumb pup.
Mrs. McKnight? I see you there,
With your secret lover.
I see that mystery man entering your home,
Be nice to me, or I’ll blow your cover.
The Patels next door, I heard them fight,
My ears perked up, and I slinked to the window.
So many secrets, so much to …
Oooo look! A sparrow!
Weekly Fun Fact
You hoomans have your big screen TV; ours is the window.
So why do we love looking out windows so much? It’s why you also watch TV.
It’s called ENPURRTAINMENT!! You watch mukbang videos; we have a whole buffet just on the other side of the window. You watch reality TV; we just look out the window, you’ll get all the tea you need out there.
Some of us love being outdoors, but I, myself, do not. My pawrents take me out sometimes, but I will yell at them until they take me home. I’m too demure for the outdoors 💅.
Oh, and let’s not forget the warmth of the sun 😎.
Don’t get me wrong though, I do enjoy the occasional screen time. I’m civilized after all.
Meow meow meow
So cute that she's a Trekker....[[|:-)