Another Friday, another poem from yours truly 😸.
I love tuna so much that it deserves its very own poem! It’s obviously my favourite food, if you can’t tell. I am a cat with exquisite taste! Slightly spoiled, but that’s how it should be.
Oh, tuna, why must you be so good?
I dream of your flavour, so purrfectly fine.
Salmon and chicken breasts are treats,
But it’s you, my dear tuna, oh, so divine.
Skipjack, Albacore, Yellowfin, oh so good,
Each one so yummy, but nothing like Bluefin.
My taste buds dance with your exquisite flavour,
Oh, you make me grin.
Clearly, Bluefin is my favourite,
Once in a full moon, you are mine.
On my birthday, my pawrents will surprise me,
With you on my plate, my eyes shine.
Speaking of my pawrents, those traitors,
Feasting on all the tuna, having been to Japan!
I sulk and glare, oh, I envy them,
They must die or take me with them; I have a plan.
The audacity to tell me tales of sushi,
While I sit here, plotting, wishing I could have some.
If only they’d take me on one of their trips,
I’d be indulging, but no, they’re scum!
But for now, like a good kitty, I’ll wait,
For the next taste of that beautiful Bluefin.
I still get other tunas every day,
So, I guess that’s still a win.
Weekly Fun Fact
So why do we felines love tuna so much?
Easy! UMAMI!! It’s as important for you as it is for us! Tuna contains a high concentration of it, which is why we prefer it over other delicacies.
Well, that’s all folks! See you all next week!
I love this poem.
This poem is very fun to read! And which talented cat wrote this?