Meow there! Guess what day it is?! It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for another one of my poems! So, go throw the paperwork in your boss’ face, tell him/her to piss off, go home and nap.
That strip of sunshine that shines through our house?
Your face, your feet and especially your lap.
On your favourite chair or high up in my castle,
This is where I nap.
In odd positions, you may think I’m cramped,
Think again. I don’t care.
Daytime or nighttime, I’ll be sure to curl up,
I’ll twist and turn and nap anywhere.
Scooch over hooman, make room for your queen,
I’ll sleep when and where I want.
I’ll dream of tuna and nipping at your limbs,
Just let me sleep so I can be nonchalant.
Now, if you think about waking me up,
With your stupid hugs and kisses,
Trust me, that will be the last thing you do,
For you’ll get more than scratches and hisses!
Weekly Fun Fact
So, you all know that we sleep 75% of our lives away, but why?
That’s because, unlike you, we were born knowing what self-care is. We didn’t have to go to therapy for that. See why we’re the superior being? 💅💅
In the wild, we hunt, chase and kill our next meal. For the noble cats who have homes, that instinct still runs deep in our veins. We nap to conserve and recharge our energy. Then, guess what, we unleash the zoomies on you at 3 AM!!
You could learn a thing or two from us. If you feel your life is hectic, slow down a bit, and take a nap, you’ll feel better.
Cat is poem enjoyer
Naps for all!!