Hello fellow hoomans. I know you’re subbed to my mom’s work, but I will hijack her laptop and walk all over it. Soo hello! Again …
Welcome to my first meowsletter! And happy hump day, at least I think that’s what you hoomans call today.
I’m rounding up my haikus this week, so if you’re having a bad day, I hope they will cheer you up, not that I care … 🐱. If you want moar, you’ll get moar! If you don’t, I’ll still throw them in, because I’m a cat. Remember, I domesticated myself, not you. I do what I want.
Here are my three haikus for your meowtertainment! If you want my ramblings along with it, you’ll just have to go to the actual post 😼! I’ve linked them if you don’t want to bother looking.
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Mirror on the wall
Who is the cutest of all?
I already know
Fire
Mesmerizing light
It flickers, it's warm, it's bright
I want to touch it
Charging Up
Nap time is precious,
I charge up my battery,
To destroy the house!
Well, I need my purrecious nap, so I’m going back to my cat tree for some beauty sleep. See you next week!
Fun fact: We (cats) spend an average of 70% of our lives sleeping. Jealous? 😈